lots2read

Inside a public bathroom cubicle, just above the empty toilet-paper-dispenser, the grafitti reads as follows:

"LET'S USE OUR IMAGINASHUMS AND PWETEND THAT THERE IS TOILET PAPER HERE JUST BECUZ PWETEND IS FUN"

The sign floating in the toilet-bowl reads as follows:
"OUT OF ORDER"

The sign half-stuffed into the tampon-disposal-unit reads as follows:

"We at Merco take to heart every aspect of your experience as a valued customer in our store. If you find the maintenance of our public washroom facilities to be anything less than satisfactory, please notify any of our staff immediately. Thank you for shopping at Merco, and have a nice day."

The sign sticking out of the trash-cylinder reads as follows:

"AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY"